Friday, August 21, 2009

Out of the Mouth of Babes

I have officially been a stay-at-home mommy for 3 weeks now.  Everyday my little ones simply amaze me with what their little minds come up with to play, pretend, and SAY.  Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the last 3 weeks:

"I have nothing to play with but rocks."

"Does God play golf?"

(sobbing) "I'm not a princess.  I have hair in my nose and princesses don't have hair in their noses."

"I need some Smarties, mommy, to help me get smart."

"Oh great, what am I grounded from now? There's nothing left."

"Mommy, I counted and I have 28 legs."

And finally...

"GROSS! Something smells like pickled poop!" 

Sorry about that one--I thought it was funny because...well...pickled poop? What's that and how would Patrick know what it smelled like?

Happy Friday--hope you have a great weekend!!


Baloney said...

Hee hee - those were funny.
My favorite was about the grounding.

MommaAmma said...

Too cute! That's my favorite too! It will last for years to come.

nick04 said...

What kind of God wouldn't play golf? And Patrick seems to have an infatuation with the smell of pickles/pickeled items.