"I have nothing to play with but rocks."
"Does God play golf?"
(sobbing) "I'm not a princess. I have hair in my nose and princesses don't have hair in their noses."
"I need some Smarties, mommy, to help me get smart."
"Oh great, what am I grounded from now? There's nothing left."
"Mommy, I counted and I have 28 legs."
"GROSS! Something smells like pickled poop!"
Sorry about that one--I thought it was funny because...well...pickled poop? What's that and how would Patrick know what it smelled like?
Happy Friday--hope you have a great weekend!!