Top Ten Thanksgiving Things That Sound Dirty, But Aren't
10."It must be broken because when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I'm going to burst."
8. "It's Cool Whip time!"
7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated, and it take 15 men to hold her down."
6. "And he forces his way into the end zone."
5. "Talk about a HUGE breast."
4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
1. "Reach in and grab the gibblets."
I promise I'm not a perv, I just think some of these are funny and will probably be overheard at my mother's household over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Safe travels to all who are traveling and happy cooking to all who are cooking!