Thursday, December 10, 2009

Some of the 'Tips'

So a couple days ago I posted the cover of Golf Digest and the headline that said "10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger (and vice versa)." Since I'm assuming the majority of you do not have Golf Digest delivered to your home (except you, Baloney, I know you do because we're both married to crazy golfaholics), I thought I share a couple of the highlights:

(not in the order they were in the mag)...
Things Obama Could Learn from Tiger:
--The Quick Recovery-yeah, I'm not sure Tiger will be recovering very quickly from this mess.
--The Trouble with Compromise-um, apparently he has no trouble putting himself in 'compromising' positions.
--Controlling the Message-sorry Tiger, when you act this stupid the message you're sending is out of your control.
--(my fav)The Danger of Looking Ridiculous-no comment.

Things Tiger Could Learn from Obama:
--Dial it Back a Little-yeah, like only have 2 or 3 mistresses instead of 10+
--Save Some for the Losers-oh wait, you're the loser now Tiger.
--The Art of Grace-I think he's past the point of having any grace.
--(my fav from this list)-Share a Personal Moment-CHECK, we're hearing all about his personal moments.

Now, this is the last I'm going to say about Tiger (probably) in the words of one of my favorite guys, Forrest Gump, "that's all I have to say about that."


Yogi♪♪♪ said...

I don't know Alyssa, the way things are going you, Aunt Baloney, and Sweetie are on an evershortening list.

Baloney said...

I'm laughing and shouldn't be. I just knew it had to be good but to open a golf magazine goes against my grain. Can't do it.